it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Got too starbucks. 3out of the 4 girls working i have ducked and haven't ever called. My coffee has dick written on it. It may contain spit by pumpkin lattes are only once a year
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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