just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
we were in your room and your mom was singing twinkle twinkle little star in the hallway. so you decided to scream "twinkle? TWINKLE! What Fucking little star?!"
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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