A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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