...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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