My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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