we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
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