It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
If I started a story with "That three-year-old totally deserved it," would you listen?
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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