Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
He is an equal opportunity slut.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
I have a tattoo that says Yolo. You should not have been asking my advice in the first place
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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