There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I think there's a problem with society when I'm shopping for lingerie and I think "man some of these would make kickass shirts"
Rigtt?!
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
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