If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
i think my cat just said my name.
we need to tell them stories about when happens when we're sober so they think they know what they're in for when they're actually completely unprepared for whn happens when we get drunk
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
I've seen you go skiing on a Tuesday, but you think you're too good for TGI Friday's?
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
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