we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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