tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Trying to stay sober at a family function but hiccuping so fucking loud. "Have you been drinking?" I hit on my cousin so yeah. I have been drinking.
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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