Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
you were on all fours in the front yard puking, but managed to hand the pizza delivery guy a beer and to have a nice day.
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