piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
His hands were made for my vagina.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
im pretty sure the clearest way to say "dont worry, im not emotionally attached" was by sleeping with his roommate the next night
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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