There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
So half of us were already throwing up outside when the Ukrainians ask us if we're ready to start partying yet. I love this country.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I'm getting a collar when he gets back in to town! That's like the bdsm equivalent of getting his class ring!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
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