So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Thank you for not boning my boss.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
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