# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
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