Just saw the liqour store owner get into a mercedes, almost proud to be responsible for that
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
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