You're a womanizer and a bitch.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
It's confirmed I did eat a ping pong ball last night...
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
Randomize
