My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
She grabbed the other one and started playing tug-o-war against the blonde chick. I told you getting my nipples pierced was a good idea
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
When he busted out the ketchup I got the hell out of there. It got really creepy really fast.
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