Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Who pooed in my magic bullet?
Sorry the bathroom was being used.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
And my parents said I crawled through the house
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
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