He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
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