I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
How do I stop your cat from bathing me? I'm afraid she'll get drunk off my sweat
Randomize
