no one should ever give us hovercrafts
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Those drunk pictures you took of me? My mom is showing those to my grandparents.
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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