I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
When I was drunk texting him about three ways he seemed more interested in just seeing me. And that's when I knew something was wrong with him
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I'm playing trivia and drinking margaritas so now is not a good time.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
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