Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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