For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
Sorry for walking in on you guys last night. FYI I have a bruise on my forehead from having the door slammed in my face. I deserved it.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Hangover or death. Death. I'll have a slice of death please.
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
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