I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Some one left their pants in the elevator.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
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