Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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