I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
she just asked me to help her create a twitter page for edward cullen's hair.... seriously.
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
I woke up and found a stick of butter in my pocket. There's no butter in the house so I don't know who's it is. Using it to make cookies.
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Randomize