Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Dude, you were so wasted she couldn't wait. She was grinding your face while you were passed out in the yard.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
She put her coat on went to leave and called me an asshole. I responded with "I never said I wasn't" and then she pounced on me like a cat on cat nip.
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