i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
just found a piece of pizza in my dresser.....i remember you saying you were going to save one for later so i'm assuming this is your doing
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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