found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
It's a gay bachelor party, it's not like dignity is to be expected
but you were the sluttiest panda there and you need to embrace it
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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