Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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