next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Just got shoved by an Elvis impersonator. Evidently it isn't cool to ask how much of a disappointment they are in the eyes of their parents.
Apparently it's illegal to hit pedestrians with coke cans... But the cop complimented my arm. That's a win in my book.
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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