just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I don't always steal things but when i do it is a six foot five dos equis guy
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
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