508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
this probably sounds so sketchy, but hes going to jail in a month so he needs a place to crash for now. Hes sick though, and hes paying half our rent
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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