they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
Oh, I'm just lighting tennis balls and WD-40 on fire, what are YOUUU doing?!
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I just want somebody who'll randomly bring me pizza and lovingly squeeze my butt. Is there a dating app for that, do you think?
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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