no, no I am DEF NOT pregnant. typo. sorry, wanted to talk about us...
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
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