pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
There r osticjed everywhere
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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