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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
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