I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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