its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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