Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Yea we just broke up
so do we start sexting now or later?
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
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