You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Randomize
