I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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