I am not drunk. I will recite the pledge.
I don't want you to recite the pledge!
Pledge alligien to america to united states of america
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
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