you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
she walked out and i tried to get her to come back but i couldn't remember her name so i just whistled... future reference: that doesn't work
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
so much tequila, so little girl.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
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