I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
So you've been sexting me while spending time with your family
I'm a family man but I have priorities
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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