If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
It turns out tequila bombs is really code for straight shots of tequila…who would have guessed?
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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