discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
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