I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
He took a girl home tonight that he was trying to sell a fridge to. She wanted a fridge and got his dick. He's got a talent.
Intramural soccer game tonight. Be ready for blood. I haven't sobered up since thursday
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
he asked me where I was going to school, and then we started having sex, and I answered his question forty five minutes later after we were done. It was the chilliest thing ever.
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
I just checked and if you bring a picture of your ex they will shred it and give you a free 'hater shot'. Would it be too much to print off one of their wedding pictures and bring it?
I really love that you're not going the 'why am I not married and having a kid yet?' route, but rather 'thank god I dodged that bullet'
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