that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
Don’t drink the Bloody Mary - it’s vodka and salsa.
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